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Mustang Ranch Discussion => "How's it Hangin" => : Luna October 05, 2019, 01:51:48 PM

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: Luna October 05, 2019, 01:51:48 PM
Hi everyone! I found this super sexy top. It looks great but I really donít know what it says. I think itís in Chinese. I imagine it says something sexy but it could say Drink Pepsi or maybe it says No Coke, Pepsi...I donít know. Give me a hand?


(https://thumbs2.imgbox.com/a6/b1/UaygCplJ_t.jpeg) (http://imgbox.com/UaygCplJ)
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: Ironman October 05, 2019, 02:02:36 PM
Hi everyone! I found this super sexy top. It looks great but I really donít know what it says. I think itís in Chinese. I imagine it says something sexy but it could say Drink Pepsi or maybe it says No Coke, Pepsi...I donít know. Give me a hand?


(https://thumbs2.imgbox.com/a6/b1/UaygCplJ_t.jpeg) (http://imgbox.com/UaygCplJ)

I ain't gots a clue what it says, but you wear it well.😎
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: ChicagoBob October 05, 2019, 02:39:35 PM
Perhaps you need me to personally interpret for you?  I'll need to take you to your room and remove it so I can get a better look.  ;)
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: Luna October 05, 2019, 06:11:15 PM
Perhaps you need me to personally interpret for you?  I'll need to take you to your room and remove it so I can get a better look.  ;)

Um, ok I guess, if you think it would help?
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: MrTShirt October 05, 2019, 08:14:43 PM
Perhaps you need me to personally interpret for you?  I'll need to take you to your room and remove it so I can get a better look.  ;)

Um, ok I guess, if you think it would help?

Can I help?  Can I help??   :)
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: Luna October 07, 2019, 02:21:34 AM
Perhaps you need me to personally interpret for you?  I'll need to take you to your room and remove it so I can get a better look.  ;)

Um, ok I guess, if you think it would help?

Can I help?  Can I help??   :)

Sure! The more, the merrier!
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: Luna October 08, 2019, 01:38:22 AM
It says post a picture with the bottom of the shirt lifted 6 inches. Unless those are manhood inches if it is then raise it 14 inches.

B..but the shirt is so small... what would the point of wearing it be?
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: ChicagoBob October 08, 2019, 02:16:59 AM
... the shirt is so small... what would the point of wearing it be?

That's what I say!  ;D
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: Ironman October 08, 2019, 05:20:00 AM
It says post a picture with the bottom of the shirt lifted 6 inches. Unless those are manhood inches if it is then raise it 14 inches.

B..but the shirt is so small... what would the point of wearing it be?

🤔 Although it provides minimal coverage.  Wearing that shirt in the bar will keep you in complience with the un unwritten no dirty hustling in the bar rule.😁😁
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: JimDiGriz October 08, 2019, 10:14:33 PM
It is, in fact, a devious Chinese haiku:

Stretched over the cleft
the shirt speaks volumes despite
its fabric bereft