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Keep a light on for me I am headed south this weekend and Exit 28 is programed into my Navigation Program.

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Schedules / Seattle Sun inbound for the Super Bowl...
« on: February 07, 2022, 05:19:47 AM »
....saddle up a Mustang for me!

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General Discussion / Ayana's Equestrian Video
« on: August 01, 2021, 03:44:15 AM »

Man that horse sure has a nice ass!

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Another year without Burning Man but they never spent at the MR so who cares.

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: POOL PARTY TIME
« on: July 14, 2021, 10:32:04 AM »
Did someone say POOL PARTY!

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After being in Reno last year for Labor Day I swore I would never do it again.  Burning Man occurs that weekend and with 70,000 "Burners" in the area and the Rib Cook Off in Sparks making it just too crazy a scene for Mr. Sun.  But I found myself in Sin City with no NFL action to keep me in town and on the spare of the moment loaded up the van and headed north up the Highway of Love aka US-95.  Noteworthy that the Shady Lady will close in December and the Cotton Tail and Angles Landing had already closed leaving only the Alien Cat House (Amarosa Valley) and Kit Cat (Mina) open along US-95 so maybe it's losing the name as the Highway of Love but it and Alt US-95 will lead to the Mustang Ranch the Temple of Love.

Last year driving from the Bay Area to Reno on Friday night before Burning Man nearing Donner Pass (7,000 feet) a Burner cut in front of me and ran me off I-80 onto the shoulder at 70 mph.  This year south of Beatty, NV on the way home on Memorial Day a burner passed me on US-95 lost control ran off the road on the right then left side of road with tires smoking, thank God there was no north bound traffic to head on, and then drove off into the desert on the right side sinking into the sand.   I don't know why they didn't roll over.   I fired a couple of shots over their heads just in case they already hadn't pissed his pants.

Burning Man Info   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_Man

Lucy is a Burner so if you want the full details of the action in the trenches ask her.


Burning Man Encampment 50 miles north east of Mustang Ranch



NIGHT VERSES DAY

The Night Fever

Saturday Night is not my favorite time at the MR.  Way too many drunk tourists and and not enough ladies result in the odds not being in my favor.  There seems to be a non stop of "Code 3" announcements.  And Labor Day weekend effectively contains two Saturday Nights as Monday is a holiday and Sunday Night resembles a Saturday Night.   I have to admire the ladies who work the "night shift".  They have the courage of combat soldiers.  I walked into the bar at 4 am Sunday morning and there were bodies everywhere.  They were being carried out on stretchers.  It was triage.  The sleeping and dead were left lying in place.  One work horse of a woman had just finished her 9th party of the evening declaring 'Thats All Folks' and headed off to bed.  I went back to bed thinking nothing for me to do here.  I would come back later when the dead and dying were removed.

Night Shift Warriors Badge of Merit Award Labor 2015 Day Campaign awarded to: Ashley, Alexia, Atlantis, Ayana, Jaylynn, Kennedy Adams, Kortney*, Monica, Morgan, Victoria, Tiffiany.  Carrera and Mimi do a split shift and get a half awards, sorry ladies you have to be on the floor when the sun comes up to get the full award.   * with Last Woman Standing Battle Ribbon




The Day Shift     Afternoon Delights one and all!

I returned to the bar at 8:45 am to see the last of the night shift being helped off to bed.  Courtney was the last night shift lady to leave the floor thus winning the Last Woman Standing ribbon.  Shortly there after the cleaning lady showed up and began spreading the foul smelling disinfectant and cleaning up all the left over fluids on the floors.  Slowly the day shift ladies wondered on to the floor.  The Hot Historian, Reily had showed up at 6 am stabilizing the walking wounded. Then the petite Korean Coco who gave me a short back rub promising more if I wanted it which I did.  I like a lady with "strong hands"    :) :) :) :)  Then the eternally youthful Erica Lauren eating a bowl of brand flakes with fresh fruit.  God I wish I could do her diet and exercise program but pigs don't eat like that.  I thought I had seen everything but Olivia Bentley showed up with eatable pasties covering only her nipples, who knew they even made such things, and I couldn't take my eyes off her boobs!  The ever cheerful southern bell Kelli rolled thru the Green Door and then in that lovely southern drawl said "Good Morning You All"  Ahhhh.  I got to get her on my bucket list.  Then the cheery on top was Donatella showing up in this pink outfit with bows all over it.  She looked like a present just waiting to be opened.  We have to get pictures of Donatella in the pink outfit up on the web site, it will drive the boys crazy!

Then I did one of the dumbest things I every did in my whole life.  I got in my van and drove back to Vegas leaving those six beautiful ladies sitting alone in the bar.

Someone should have tied me up until I came to my senses!  I still had a few pills left and a pocket full of hundreds!  If Ayana would have been there she would have tied me up, she is good at that kind of stuff.   :o :o :o :o :o

SeattleSun
The Dumbest M.F. on the Planet

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"How's it Hangin" / An Economist Walks into a Brothel
« on: April 07, 2019, 11:25:15 PM »

"An Economist Walks into a Brothel"

A study of risk and how to reduce it.

Reading this now.  :) :) :)

"With a limited interest and background in economics, I found this book so fascinating and impossible to put down (I finished it in a day!). Composed with a Maxim Gladwell style, the author's stories will forever be ingrain in my mind as tools to assist in my decision-making process. A fantastic approach to explaining risk from so many perspectives I never considered. Well Done!"

https://www.amazon.com/Economist-Walks-into-Brothel-Unexpected/dp/0525533966/ref=sr_1_1?crid=14C4TBBJOY5LZ&keywords=an+economist+walks+into+a+brothel&qid=1554677927&s=books&sprefix=an+econ%2Cstripbooks%2C201&sr=1-1-catcorr#customerReviews

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Lineup / Re: Mustang ranch October 24th Lineup
« on: October 25, 2018, 05:33:52 AM »

Is there a Halloween Party this weekend?

If there is Father Dick will be holding "confessions" for the ladies in the VIP room starting at 8 pm.

SeattleSun

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Burning Man = Almost Unlivable Environment + Unrestricted Drugs + Naked Old People

Burning Man = Frat House + Nursing Home + Florida



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"How's it Hangin" / Burning Man Has It All! Go Lucy!
« on: August 28, 2018, 08:08:46 PM »



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After being in Reno last year for Labor Day I swore I would never do it again.  Burning Man occurs that weekend and with 70,000 "Burners" in the area and the Rib Cook Off in Sparks making it just too crazy a scene for Mr. Sun.  But I found myself in Sin City with no NFL action to keep me in town and on the spare of the moment loaded up the van and headed north up the Highway of Love aka US-95.  Noteworthy that the Shady Lady will close in December and the Cotton Tail and Angles Landing had already closed leaving only the Alien Cat House (Amarosa Valley) and Kit Cat (Mina) open along US-95 so maybe it's losing the name as the Highway of Love but it and Alt US-95 will lead to the Mustang Ranch the Temple of Love.

Last year driving from the Bay Area to Reno on Friday night before Burning Man nearing Donner Pass (7,000 feet) a Burner cut in front of me and ran me off I-80 onto the shoulder at 70 mph.  This year south of Beatty, NV on the way home on Memorial Day a burner passed me on US-95 lost control ran off the road on the right then left side of road with tires smoking, thank God there was no north bound traffic to head on, and then drove off into the desert on the right side sinking into the sand.   I don't know why they didn't roll over.   I fired a couple of shots over their heads just in case they already hadn't pissed his pants.

Burning Man Info   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_Man

Lucy is a Burner so if you want the full details of the action in the trenches ask her.


Burning Man Encampment 50 miles north east of Mustang Ranch



NIGHT VERSES DAY

The Night Fever

Saturday Night is not my favorite time at the MR.  Way too many drunk tourists and and not enough ladies result in the odds not being in my favor.  There seems to be a non stop of "Code 3" announcements.  And Labor Day weekend effectively contains two Saturday Nights as Monday is a holiday and Sunday Night resembles a Saturday Night.   I have to admire the ladies who work the "night shift".  They have the courage of combat soldiers.  I walked into the bar at 4 am Sunday morning and there were bodies everywhere.  They were being carried out on stretchers.  It was triage.  The sleeping and dead were left lying in place.  One work horse of a woman had just finished her 9th party of the evening declaring 'Thats All Folks' and headed off to bed.  I went back to bed thinking nothing for me to do here.  I would come back later when the dead and dying were removed.

Night Shift Warriors Badge of Merit Award Labor 2015 Day Campaign awarded to: Ashley, Alexia, Atlantis, Ayana, Jaylynn, Kennedy Adams, Kortney*, Monica, Morgan, Victoria, Tiffiany.  Carrera and Mimi do a split shift and get a half awards, sorry ladies you have to be on the floor when the sun comes up to get the full award.   * with Last Woman Standing Battle Ribbon




The Day Shift     Afternoon Delights one and all!

I returned to the bar at 8:45 am to see the last of the night shift being helped off to bed.  Courtney was the last night shift lady to leave the floor thus winning the Last Woman Standing ribbon.  Shortly there after the cleaning lady showed up and began spreading the foul smelling disinfectant and cleaning up all the left over fluids on the floors.  Slowly the day shift ladies wondered on to the floor.  The Hot Historian, Reily had showed up at 6 am stabilizing the walking wounded. Then the petite Korean Coco who gave me a short back rub promising more if I wanted it which I did.  I like a lady with "strong hands"    :) :) :) :)  Then the eternally youthful Erica Lauren eating a bowl of brand flakes with fresh fruit.  God I wish I could do her diet and exercise program but pigs don't eat like that.  I thought I had seen everything but Olivia Bentley showed up with eatable pasties covering only her nipples, who knew they even made such things, and I couldn't take my eyes off her boobs!  The ever cheerful southern bell Kelli rolled thru the Green Door and then in that lovely southern drawl said "Good Morning You All"  Ahhhh.  I got to get her on my bucket list.  Then the cheery on top was Donatella showing up in this pink outfit with bows all over it.  She looked like a present just waiting to be opened.  We have to get pictures of Donatella in the pink outfit up on the web site, it will drive the boys crazy!

Then I did one of the dumbest things I every did in my whole life.  I got in my van and drove back to Vegas leaving those six beautiful ladies sitting alone in the bar.

Someone should have tied me up until I came to my senses!  I still had a few pills left and a pocket full of hundreds!  If Ayana would have been there she would have tied me up, she is good at that kind of stuff.   :o :o :o :o :o

SeattleSun
The Dumbest M.F. on the Planet

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Schedules / Re: Carrera schedule
« on: June 11, 2018, 05:09:04 AM »
Hey guys,I'm here for the rest of May and June .if you would like to set something up just call the office and let them know at 775 343 1224.let's make this summer count.


I'll be right down!

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"How's it Hangin" / I am still Alive!
« on: June 11, 2018, 05:04:41 AM »


Loading up the van soon with cherries of course.

Anyone miss me?

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I agree with Katalina. I havenít seen you in forever. I think we need to have some pre-March Madness fun ASAP!!!


No March Madness for me this year but should be down around the Cherry Harvest Time which if you don't know is mid June.

SeattleSun

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Packing up the van for a trip to Reno for March Madness 2017 style.  Be there all next week.  :)

Below is my 2015 March Madness Trip Report.

SeattleSun


March Madness(MM) at the Mustang Ranch(MR)

It was my annual business trip to Reno for the NCAA Basket Ball tournament.  Although I was working 12 hour days in the sports books, I was still able to make five after work trips to the MR during the week.

Saturday Night Fever
Three of the five visits resulted in successful parties with the Saturday night trip being mostly a "recon" visit just to see how much Saturday Night Fever there was going to be at MR.  I  had never been to the MR on a Saturday night before.  With the parking as full as I have ever seen it, including a fleet of waiting taxis I knew it was going to be a long shot.  I only play games when the odds are in my favor so having a ratio of 4 guys to 1 lady made me an large underdog.  Two of my "favs" were on out dates but I did get a "lock on" on a middle aged beauty but that COUGAR locked on to a twenty something stud and went through that Green Door in record time.  The trip was saved from a complete crash and burn when the Domino's Pizza guy came through those swing doors with 10 large pizzas.  Boo Ya!  I had my fill of the Pepperoni one and called it a night.  Note to self "playing conditions" at the MR on Saturday night are as bad as the Black Jack tables on a Saturday night. If your an "advantage player" avoid both.

I hadn't planned on a "international" trip this visit to the MR but luckily I had brought my passport and went around the world without ever leaving the building: Korea, Korea and Germany on those three successful parties.


Sunday Night Fever
I am going to start at the end with the Sunday night party as its fresh in my mind.  The NCAA dance was over for the week and I headed east and took Exit 28.  That sounds like the beginning of a country western song.  Since the odds would probably be in my favor with 10 ladies to every 1 customer, I felt a WIN coming on.  I walked through those swing doors and immediate sat down at a table with two lovely 20 somethings and that Cougar that got away on Saturday night.  No bar seat for me tonight, I had a target lock on already. 

I bought the table a round of drinks and one of the lovely young ladies suggested "3 Girls Cabernet" from the Oak Ridge Winery in Lodi, CA.  It was a subtle hint but effective.  These girls weren't only beautiful but smart too.   

As a rule I like my age and the lady's age to add up to be over hundred.  It's not that bad, when I am 80 the lady will only need to be 20 years to qualify!  And since I can provide a good 2/3's to that total it only filters out the "kids".  But I was really surprised to find out that the Cougar was about to provide me with my first GMILF party!  We starting off by showing each other pictures of our grand children!  I then offered to make it a three some and that quickly cleared the two "young ladies" from the table! After all who wants to party with two grand parents.   LOL  We were now alone and discussed things and I explained Rule #1 was to "never waste a hard on".  She agreed that failure was not acceptable. I then took my vitamin pill and were "on the clock" and we spent the next required 30 minutes in verbal foreplay.  When lift off was achieved we proceeded through the green door.  God Bless those chemistry guys who invent this miracle drug!  It was the shortest negotiating session I ever had as I just gave her all the money I had (not a recommended negotiating technique) as we were both very hot to trot.  Later she actually admitted to being "nervous" about our party.  lol  I had raised expectations with things like I had never been with a German woman before and the reputation of her county's women was riding on her, like being in the Olympics!  She was a national competitive body builder in a past life so I knew she could handle the pressure.

While not going into any boring details of your grand parents sex habits it was just plain GREAT!  We emerged from behind the Green Door holding hands a giggling like two teenagers.  We sat down with the kids we had run off earlier and announced we were engaged and want them to be the flower girls at our wedding.   :)

The four of us had a post event round of "3 Girls Cabernet" and since one of the young ladies had promised to honestly answer any questions I had about LPIN I pulled the list of two dozen questions I had out of my pocket.  We spent the next drink working through my list plus any questions they had of me. Of course all of my questions were about the sex business.  But the "smart young lady" first question was "What is your IQ?" and the "beautiful young lady" asked "What is you net worth?"  I answered both the same, "A big number".  It was nice to see they both just weren't interested in me for my body!   :) :) :)

Since there was no left over pizza from the Saturday Night Pizza Party, I had the proverbial "Winner, Winner's Chicken Dinner".  Note: the cook at the MR is very good.

Since I had consumed 3 large glasses of 3 Girl Wine that evening one of the young ladies gave me the typical State Patrol sobriety test before I was given permission to leave.  Guess nobody wants that railroad crossing gate put out of service again.  But honestly I really think she was genuinely concerned about my safety.  After all I was sure to BEE BACK if I survived the trip home.

Another benefit of showing up on a slow Sunday was meeting the lovely Lucy.  Despite what this post may imply I have only been to the MR maybe 12 times max.  But every time I  have been there Lucy has been on the internet "Line Up List".  But I have never ever seen her on the floor or in any of many line ups.  I had two thoughts, first she was Miss Popular and was booked 24/7 or was just a MR Phantom.  Our brief conversation confirm my suspicions and I mentally added her to  my every expanding Bucket List.


Monday Night
I rolled into the MR after a 14 hour 750 mile drive from Seattle not expecting much.  I was expecting to have a few beers and go to my bed in Reno.  I never make advance bookings but prefer to just let things happen i.e. "roll the dice".  Of course I expected the odds to me in my favor on a Monday night with no MNF so I didn't expect to roll craps. 

I spent 10 years in S.E. Asia and probably would have never returned to America except Ronald Regan got elected in 1981 and I decided to come home and give America another try under new leadership.  Well sometime in that 10 years in Asia they must of tattooed on my forehead "I love Asian Women" in invisible ink as Coco locked onto me like a sucker fish and it felt like the good old days on Pat Pong Street.

I think touching is one of the most intimate things and of course she had her hands all over me in typical Asian fashion.  Americans like me grow up with a wide "personal space" around them, more than most other cultures.  One of the first things you see in Asia is two girls friends walking down the street holding hands.  As an American your first reaction is they are gay,  not so just good friends.  In Asia you can tell the gay girls because they have dicks.   :-\   When in Asia I would try be "alone" like sitting on the far end of a bench.  Of course the Asian would come over and say something like "are you sick?  why are you sitting alone?"  If two Asian sit on a bench they sit as close as possible to each other.  Well soon my friend was responding to Coco's sweet touch and it wasn't long that she was punching the pass code into The Green Door.

Her great experience showed and her knowledge of Rule #1 was obvious.  With little or any spoken communication she took me right were I wanted/needed to go.

It was a great start to the week and I had the feeling the upcoming "Tournament" was going to be a big success as she wished me LUCK as I exited the building.


Tuesday Night
After a small loss betting some NBA games I returned to the MR on Tuesday evening.  The fabulous JR was there and I couldn't keep my eyes off her and she knew it.  She had been on my Bucket List and last visit I had put a check mark in the "Porn Star" box.  But hey there are some things you may want to cross off your list twice just to make sure.  So a "double tap" might be in order.   I had promised my self if I every partied with JR again I would have to have Emma tell me where the "Panic Button" is because with her you just might need it.  So I chatted her up and tried to impress her with my film career resume (she has done over 350 porn films) when I did a flying scene in the 1986 movie Top Gun.  But I fessed up that I was only the helicopter pilot that picked Maverick and Goose (really stuntmen) out of the Pacific Ocean after they bailed out of their F-14.  Note: there is a new Top Gun movie in the planning stage and Tom Cruse and the Director scouted Fallon, NV for filming sites last summer.  NAS Fallons is now the home of the Navy's Top Gun and Strike University flight schools and I think the MR could be a movie set and I could play the part of a washed up Naval Aviator wasting his last days at the MR.  And JR could be my woman as I  believe she was married, yes hard to believe, to a Top Gun instructor.

So I pressed my new iPhone 6 with the "Sperm Counter App" on it up against my balls with the hope of partying with JR again and it said ABORT THE MISSION SAILOR in big red letters.  So I slipped out of the MR with promises of returning tomorrow.


Wednesday Night
I returned on Wednesday evening hoping to party with JR only to find she had gone to her sister's.  :(    I took a seat at the end of the bar with my back to the wall and a full view of the floor.  I am mostly an Ambush Hunter and just like to wait and watch until I spot some prey. I could spend all day in a deer stand in a tree or a duck blind or fishing.  Never been much of a stalker.  Well I didn't get half way through my drink when one of the beautiful Asian girl stalked me.   But Mimi wasn't the "real" thing but an American born Korean who grew up in Georgia.  When I asked why she targeted me she said, "I like old rich white guys" and I told her my name was Richie Rich and we were on.  I took my vitamin and put her on the 30 minute clock.  She monitored the effect of the drug and was impressed with the chemistry taking a hardness reading every 5 minutes for the next half hour.  Now this girl was smart and educated.  I advised her that those traits didn't make for a good girl friend/wife.  And she proved me correct catching me in at least 3 lies during the next few hours.  Dam those smart girls, you just can't pull anything over on them.

I explained the Rules to her and we went through the Green Door.  It was only the second time I had used my new vitamin pill and things didn't seem to go so well. 
I suspected it wasn't working well with the Gin and Tonic I had been drinking. I actually drank about 10 times as much tonic as the one shot of gin I had.  After she had an orgasm on top we called in the Allstate Insurance Company i.e. "the good hands people" to finish me and as it turned out this was one of Mimi's best skills. 


Thursday and Friday
....were Rounds 1 of the NCAA basketball tournament and I spent all day and evening in the sports books. 


SeattleSun

Enjoy the Journey and as JR's tattoo says complete the journey with "No Regrets"


PS: I believe Emma and Jennifer have decided I will need to be spanked because of my post about the rabbit place.  But since Maya wasn't in the house it will have to wait until next visit.  :(

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