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Started by Duck, Nov 09, 2014, 05:51 AM

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Duck

I visited the Mustang Ranch just the other day, and to my dismay, there was a sign hanging on the door that read: "Closed for the winter season. Beat it!"  ;D
You're a good egg.

caveman

Oh Crap! If I beat it any more there won't be a woman on the planet that will want to touch it. It's already rough enough!!!! :'( :'( :'( ;D ;D ;D ;D I guess I need one of those things you use on your feet to clean it up! ;D ;D

Duck

Lol...ew   ???
You're a good egg.

Phoenix

don't forget to use vaitamin e lotion  ;)

Tiffany

Texas girls do it BEST!!!!!💋🇨🇱🐎