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"How's it Hangin" / Re: How's the ranch these days?

« on: November 19, 2020, 09:41:47 AM »

Donation sent! The Mustang Ranch has been great to me when I've visited. My donation is a small token of my appreciation.

Best wishes & good luck Ms. Jennifer!

PB

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: How's the ranch these days?

« on: November 12, 2020, 08:19:11 AM »

Thanks Jennifer and Vera for the response. I think what I'm really waiting and hoping for is the safe reopening of the ranch and all its glory. I want to have a crazy fun weekend sooner than later 😈

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Constructive Criticism / Re: Web page issue

« on: October 19, 2020, 11:54:04 AM »

I got the same pop-up yesterday, but not today. I'm guessing it was an internal glitch in the Home Page software that was found & fixed by admin.

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Dream Two Girl Party Matchup

« on: August 27, 2020, 08:57:20 AM »

Alot of times when I have a two girl party the client asks what girl would I pick. So this would help us know which two of us you would pair up for your dream two girl party so....

What are the two girls you would want to have for the ultimate two girl party with?

(Even if you know two ladies don't like each other you should still list it. Who knows maybe they will afterwards)

You & Drew! But, alas, Drew has retired. 

Technically Drew said in so many words she was taking an extended  hiatus. She never said she was retiring.

Kinda like the way you been on hiatus buddy. You have never officially locked the door on a return to the Mustang either.😉🤣

Oh, I'd never lock that door even if I'm unable to perform. I do want to get back there someday if only to meet certain Ladies who have impressed me over that last couple of years. I can still spend a little time with them.

When a certain Blonde Lady has posted her awesome photos, I have felt some stirrings in my nether regions. So, maybe there might be some hope my equipment will come back to life. 

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Dream Two Girl Party Matchup

« on: August 26, 2020, 08:18:31 AM »

Alot of times when I have a two girl party the client asks what girl would I pick. So this would help us know which two of us you would pair up for your dream two girl party so....

What are the two girls you would want to have for the ultimate two girl party with?

(Even if you know two ladies don't like each other you should still list it. Who knows maybe they will afterwards)

You & Drew! But, alas, Drew has retired. 

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Rachel's Pix

« on: August 08, 2020, 07:44:13 AM »

Sooner or later I will party with all of you. Not all at once of course. Lol.

Yeah good plan but some of you have to take one for the team.

I wish I could, but alas, I don't know when that will be. Know one knows for sure. 

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Rachel's Pix

« on: August 02, 2020, 07:49:29 AM »

They're all SO HOT but the last one is especially so! Oh my lord!   

Thanks Rachel! 

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: how much more of this 2020 do we as society have to endure?

« on: June 01, 2020, 06:31:26 AM »

Way back when... my foggy mind seems to recall back in the 1960s & 1970s there were Vietnam war protests, race riots, people shooting people from school towers & other mayhem plus the threat of nuclear war. I don't remember if this was just a local thing or if it occurred in other cities around the country, but back in those trying times, in our city, there was a highly prevalent bumper sticker. Seemed like almost every car had it. I had it on mine! It simply said, "SHIT HAPPENS!"

As Just Tom so aptly eluded to folks, shit is still happening. From those war protest, flower power days until right this minute, nothing has changed. "SHIT HAPPENS!"

Yeah, everything is scary but it's not anymore scarier than at any other time in this world's history.  Despite being a violent species, we humans are a resilient bunch. We'll survive this current "shit" as well.
 

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Fun "Board" Games / Re: ABC FOOD GAME WITH JASMINE

« on: May 03, 2020, 06:28:21 AM »

Vanilla Ice Cream

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General Discussion / Re: Petite Bombshell Drew’s Dream Outdate

« on: April 21, 2020, 07:57:15 AM »

Drew...  Don't know if they'll be happening this year.      In Virginia City they have their annual Camel & Ostrich races in September & Outhouse races in October. I've been to the outhouse races, which are hilarious, but not the Camel & Ostrich races. Some Mustang Ladies have participated in the races before. You might ask around.

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: How is Self-Quarentine / Social Distancing Going?

« on: April 05, 2020, 08:51:48 AM »

I've been watching a lot of TV these days. Just finished watching "Tiger King" on NetFlix. Dang, those folks are bat shit crazy!     Been keeping my guns clean too. 

Talked to my cousin on the phone the other day. She said she was so bored she went outside & knocked on her own front door. Then she went back inside & said. "Who's There?"

Since I'm retired, so I'm not worried about a job, but I am worried about my retirement accounts. Got one statement yesterday that was bad news. It took a big hit but not so big it'll leave me short. I haven't gotten a statement from a second IRA yet. It won't be good news either when I do, but not devastating. I took big hits on them back in 2008/2009 but they recovered well. I suspect the same will happen this time too. At least I hope so... 

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: How is Self-Quarentine / Social Distancing Going?

« on: April 05, 2020, 06:53:44 AM »

😠😠💩💩 I can't go to work, and don't make enough money to stay home,😟😟but have no choice.

I can't go bowling because the centers of course are all closed.😥 Stuck at home with basically no money and nothing to do even if I had some 🙄

Worst part I bought this In February can't even use it now.😞😞 I did manage to get 3 weeks of use out of it (20 games) before Covid-19 killed my winter leagues there is still a chance if the shelter in place is lifted in very early may we can still get to bowl a sweeper, but the fund has been compromised.

Guess its a good thing I paid 200 cash for the ball back in February at least it's paid for In full.

Anyway sorry for bitching, but you did ask how it was going.😄😄

A little caca first, good buddy...  That ball looks like something my cat barfed up this morning... only bigger. The guy that sells bowling balls must of seen you comin'. You ought to bowl 300 every time out with that ball. When the pins see it comin' they'll be so scared they'll jump out of the way. 

Sorry you haven't been able to give your shiny new ball more alley time. Hope it won't be too long before you can back to burnin' up the alleys. Hang in there Fuzzy... 

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: 2 ladies

« on: April 01, 2020, 08:38:24 AM »

I have had threesomes before not many lol but there was a couple things I wasn’t able to do when having those threesomes. Is there 2 ladies who are very comfortable with each other who would love to fulfill my ultimate fantasy of being with 2 hot strippers. But I need the ladies to be very comfortable with each other because I’ve always wanted to receive a double blowjob with one sucking my balls and the other sucking my cock. Other sexual act is have both girls in doggystyle position kissing each other while I switch back and forth fucking them don’t know if that’s possible but it’s worth a ask.

To keep within state laws, you'd have to change condoms each time you switched Ladies. Discuss it with the Ladies.

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Looking for a Kinky Time

« on: April 01, 2020, 08:17:05 AM »

Forced face sitting! Never heard of that. If you wanna sit on my face, you won't have to use force, 'cause as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit!   

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Holding in there

« on: March 31, 2020, 08:01:20 AM »

GEEK CLUB! LOL! 

Yep! I like Star Wars and Star Trek and.... (whispers) anime too... But
I’m good with looney toons. Maybe these work better for you?

Bugs & Fog Horn Leghorn are always good. No matter how old one gets, you never out grow Looney toons!