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Way Off Topic / Romance
« on: May 27, 2013, 05:17:10 AM »
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text message:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband replied, I am on the toilet. Please advise.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband replied, I am on the toilet. Please advise.