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Re: Parachute club
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2022, 08:40:03 PM »
I might be a little late to respond but my goodness, that so funny!


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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2022, 11:49:40 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2022, 12:35:31 AM »
Good one.
I ain't askin no body for nothing if I can't get it on my own
So if you don't like the way I am livin then leave this long haired country boy alone !!


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Parachute club
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2022, 11:05:47 PM »
Senior Parachute Club

Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She is "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her.

I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 80-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?

I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her. Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.

"Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week! ...THE LINE WENT DEAD.

Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier, but it can be fun.