Mustang Ranch House Rules

[SeattleSun]

Oh no here he goes again.   

Lets have a little fun with this.  Like a Top Ten List.


Rule #1 - Never waste a hard on!

Rule #2 - No beating the customers unless they are in a lady's room.  Hat Tip to Ayana

Rule #3 - A lady can't use the word "blow job" more that 50 times in a 15 minute conversation.  Hat Tip to Angel

Rule #4 -

Rule #5 -

etc

[Orange County]

Rule #4 - As a client, take the initiative in asking for a line up if there are other dudes present. The one who asks for the line up GETS FIRST PICK!

[Little_Mel]

Rule #5 Bring snacks as gifts. We love food almost as much as sex.

[Wildfire]

Rule #5 Bring snacks as gifts. We love food almost as much as sex.

Little Mel  this rule could be moved to # 1  because  we know the Ladies all love gifts. 

[Abdfl59]

Possibly rule # 1 should be: when it comes to orgasms, gentlemen should practice chivalry and remember that its always Ladies first!

[Speed Racer]

Rule #4 - As a client, take the initiative in asking for a line up if there are other dudes present. The one who asks for the line up GETS FIRST PICK!

Corollary to Rule #4 - "You snooze, you lose!" An oldie (like me) but a goody.

[Little_Mel]

Rule #6 If you don't see her, ask for her!

The ladies wander all through the house as we run 24hrs a day. Your favorite lady is only one overhead call away.

[SeattleSun]

Rule #1 - Never waste a hard on!  Hat Tip to Seattle Sun

Rule #2 - No beating the customers unless they are in a lady's room.  Hat Tip to Ayana

Rule #3 - A lady can't use the word "blow job" more that 50 times in a 15 minute conversation.  Hat Tip to Angel

Rule #4 - As a client, take the initiative.

Rule #5 - Bring snacks as gifts. We love food almost as much as sex.  Hat Tip to Little Mel

Rule #6 - If you don't see her, ask for her! Hat Tip to Little Mel


Ok four more to go for a Top 10 List

[SeattleSun]

Possibly rule # 1 should be: when it comes to orgasms, gentlemen should practice chivalry and remember that its always Ladies first!

Sorry this one isn't going to make the list.   

[Abdfl59]

ladies- here's your chance to speak up, after all it's a party,aren't you supposed to have fun too?

[Orange County]

Here's another: Cellphone and camera use aren't permitted in the lobby. Know this beforehand to avoid the awkwardness of being informed on site.

EDIT: I had to clarify that this rule definitely applies to the lobby. Elsewhere, it depends on the lady and situation.

[Phoenix]

when it comes to asking for the lady you dont see at the bar or on the line up section of the forum ask the BAR TENDER (the parlor hostestess are not there during the daytime and have a scattered schedual  during the night) or call the office 

[Little_Mel]

Rule 7 (or 8?): Never expect Phoenix to be wearing clothes

[Phoenix]

     ha ha ha

[Little_Mel]

Here's another: Cellphone and camera use aren't permitted in the lobby. Know this beforehand to avoid the awkwardness of being informed on site.

EDIT: I had to clarify that this rule definitely applies to the lobby. Elsewhere, it depends on the lady and situation.

Indoors= NO CELLPHONE