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"Off Topic" => Way Off Topic => Topic started by: firemanjmat on Jul 01, 2014, 03:01 PM

Title: Joke
Post by: firemanjmat on Jul 01, 2014, 03:01 PM
Creation of Pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher with smart wit using a knife he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter strong and bold with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor tall and thin by using red velvet he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter short and stout with a piece of fox fur he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee he touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last was a Navy sailor dirty little runt he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.