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General Category => "How's it Hangin" => Topic started by: Just Tom on Sep 20, 2014, 12:58 AM

Title: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Just Tom on Sep 20, 2014, 12:58 AM
the elves in Santa Tom's workshop have been getting fat and sassy (i finally quelled the mutiny just last Sunday) so it must be time to get to working on Christmas (just a soon as the bruises on the elves fade a little more)

so Ladies, here's your chance to make special requests.....
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Phoenix on Sep 25, 2014, 12:48 AM
I wann be your naughty elf Tom giggels I wanna unwrap that special packge and then we can make an even naughtier presnt for everybody else tee hee hee
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Victoria on Sep 25, 2014, 05:38 PM
You know I always love your gifts! Surprise me!
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Just Tom on Sep 26, 2014, 01:07 AM
i was gettin' a little worried...over 100 views, and they weren't all mine, and no one had answered, i was startin' to figure the good but naughty Ladies at the Mustang didn't want anything for Christmas this year...c'mon girls, make some wishes or i will have to have you sit on my lap and tell me what you want next time i 'm there..
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Victoria on Sep 26, 2014, 09:31 PM
Amazon, iTunes, Barnes and Noble, Scheels, Victoria's Secret, Khols, are just a few of my favorite places!  And anything Denver Broncos related... Hee Hee  ;D. But you know me all too well Tom!
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Just Tom on Sep 28, 2014, 02:10 AM
Quote from: Just Tom on Sep 26, 2014, 01:07 AM
i was gettin' a little worried...over 100 views, and they weren't all mine, and no one had answered, i was startin' to figure the good but naughty Ladies at the Mustang didn't want anything for Christmas this year...c'mon girls, make some wishes or i will have to have you sit on my lap and tell me what you want next time i 'm there..

speak up Ladies... or you will get nicely wrapped chunks of coal and assorted other stuff
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Jagged on Sep 30, 2014, 04:56 AM
Quote from: Just Tom on Sep 28, 2014, 02:10 AM
Quote from: Just Tom on Sep 26, 2014, 01:07 AM
i was gettin' a little worried...over 100 views, and they weren't all mine, and no one had answered, i was startin' to figure the good but naughty Ladies at the Mustang didn't want anything for Christmas this year...c'mon girls, make some wishes or i will have to have you sit on my lap and tell me what you want next time i 'm there..

speak up Ladies... or you will get nicely wrapped chunks of coal and assorted other stuff


     Yeah...    They  better  Speak up now  or  Forever hold thier  Peace
    :-X

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Post by: Maya on Sep 30, 2014, 05:06 AM
Ooohhh... I would love some hemp rope, Niner Gear or anything that involves gift cards.
AND.. I big hug from you!!!
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Post by: Charlotte on Oct 01, 2014, 01:11 PM
Honestly?  ::) Walgreens gift card is high on my list. But I would love that you brought me anything at all <3
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Just Tom on Oct 02, 2014, 01:49 AM
well, the list is starting to shape up and come into focus..looks like gift cards are going to be popular, except for a hank of hemp rope for a certain someone....
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Maya on Oct 02, 2014, 08:29 PM
Quote from: Just Tom on Oct 02, 2014, 01:49 AM
well, the list is starting to shape up and come into focus..looks like gift cards are going to be popular, except for a hank of hemp rope for a certain someone....

Aaaahhhhh!!! I really, really, REALLY hope that I'm that "certain someone"!!

:-*
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Post by: Silverado on Oct 03, 2014, 04:47 AM
Tom, it sounds like you may be richly rewarded if that certain someone gets her hemp rope!
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Post by: Shayne on Oct 03, 2014, 06:23 PM
Dear Santa, my list could take a bit of time to get thru, it might be better if I were sitting on your.......
Lap??
That way, one of my wishes could get checked off before Christmas morning... Lol:)
Can't wait to see you!! Xo
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Silverado on Oct 03, 2014, 11:19 PM
Shayne, you should definitely hop up on Santa's lap, then you can chat about whatever pops up.
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Post by: Shayne on Oct 03, 2014, 11:59 PM
Santa is one of my very favorite peeps... I'd kindly oblige!! ;)
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Just Tom on Oct 04, 2014, 12:51 AM
Quote from: Silverado on Oct 03, 2014, 04:47 AM
Tom, it sounds like you may be richly rewarded if that certain someone gets her hemp rope!

Silverado, i am more the 'enabler-type'... i will get her the rope, but i'm not too sure about letting her tie me up
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Just Tom on Oct 04, 2014, 12:52 AM
Quote from: Shayne on Oct 03, 2014, 06:23 PM
Dear Santa, my list could take a bit of time to get thru, it might be better if I were sitting on your.......
Lap??
That way, one of my wishes could get checked off before Christmas morning... Lol:)
Can't wait to see you!! Xo

i like you sitting on my....lap, you can sit there until all your list has been gone through  :-*

isn't that how we met in the first place? ::)
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Maya on Oct 05, 2014, 02:45 AM
Quote from: Just Tom on Oct 04, 2014, 12:51 AM
Quote from: Silverado on Oct 03, 2014, 04:47 AM
Tom, it sounds like you may be richly rewarded if that certain someone gets her hemp rope!

Silverado, i am more the 'enabler-type'... i will get her the rope, but i'm not too sure about letting her tie me up


Silverado, you are right Tom WILL  be rewarded!!
& Tom, no need to worry, my reward for you won't end up with you being tied...heheee.. However you will receive a reward  :-*
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Just Tom on Oct 06, 2014, 02:32 AM
well, so far it looks like Santa Tom will get a little lipstick on his collar this year..... but he wants LOTS of lipstick on his collar, so c'mon Ladies, where's them wishes?
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Just Tom on Oct 07, 2014, 01:43 AM
if i get motivated enough i just strap JATO jets to the sleigh and the reindeer and fire 'em off, no need for snow, but it can be rough on the reindeer

that would be a great Christmas present this year, snow in the Sierras....
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Phoenix on Oct 16, 2014, 07:13 AM
yes gift cards or a trip to the beauty salon or even a trip to the accupuncturist  :-*
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Just Tom on Nov 01, 2014, 01:27 AM
Santa tom made a brief reconnaissance this last weekend and filled in few more blanks on his list of goodies to bring to the good Ladies of the Mustang; but, boy some of them requests were strange  :o   I mean what's that gal gonna do with a riding crop when she don't got a horse?

keep them wishes comin' Ladies, the elves have returned from isolation and i am beating, umm, i mean getting them ready to make stuff and stuff presents and such
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Phoenix on Nov 01, 2014, 04:23 PM
Tom you are to funny
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Post by: Just Tom on Nov 02, 2014, 11:53 PM
who was it ordered the black and white....?
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Post by: Maya on Nov 12, 2014, 05:57 AM
Quote from: Just Tom on Nov 01, 2014, 01:27 AM
Santa tom made a brief reconnaissance this last weekend and filled in few more blanks on his list of goodies to bring to the good Ladies of the Mustang; but, boy some of them requests were strange  :o   I mean what's that gal gonna do with a riding crop when she don't got a horse?

keep them wishes comin' Ladies, the elves have returned from isolation and i am beating, umm, i mean getting them ready to make stuff and stuff presents and such


A crop??? Whattt, who has my kinda taste? Santa Tom,  I can let you know where to purchase an awesome crop. Send me a pm & I can point you the right way =)
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Just Tom on Nov 13, 2014, 03:04 AM
the riding crop was tame, compared to the one gal that wanted a 'Hot Shot'.... then there was the gal that wanted a bucket of grease and a pound of chicken feathers, this new crop of Ladies have some 'interesting' tastes in gifts...

Santa tom's memory is slipping Maya, was it 1/2" inch or 3/8" inch hemp rope?
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Phoenix on Nov 13, 2014, 11:38 AM
 :o  ;D
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Post by: Tiffany on Nov 17, 2014, 02:30 PM
Hello kitty and more hello kitty!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Maya on Nov 18, 2014, 07:03 AM
Quote from: Just Tom on Nov 13, 2014, 03:04 AM
the riding crop was tame, compared to the one gal that wanted a 'Hot Shot'.... then there was the gal that wanted a bucket of grease and a pound of chicken feathers, this new crop of Ladies have some 'interesting' tastes in gifts...

Santa tom's memory is slipping Maya, was it 1/2" inch or 3/8" inch hemp rope?

Hahaaa..we do make it quite interesting!!

Like I have mentioned before.. We are one hella of a buffet!!

Santa Tom,   3/8 would be fantastic!!
Now I will need a volunteer to decorate with my new awesome rope!! Santa Tom is you can a colorful one like ared one would be great for two reasons...red=Niners & red=sexyness!!
Ladies & Gentleman don't be shy.. I'll be nice (I think)...heheee!

Thank You!!


Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Just Tom on Dec 05, 2014, 01:47 AM
i have a pretty good sized pile of odd sized boxes and bags all laid out to be stuffed for all the good folks at Exit 28, now i just gotta do the stuffing....darn elves went on strike, again, last week, and the scab help hasn't shown up yet, darn it's hard to get help all the way up here..

and then i gotta chase down that damn Dancer, the bugger tends to wander off about this time of year, gotta keep him out of the bar...and he's the only one who knows his way around Cleveland...arhggg.....

but other than that....how's your Christmas Spirit doing this year?
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Phoenix on Dec 05, 2014, 06:55 PM
Tom you always make our Christmas spirit bright  GODbless ya  :-*
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Post by: Alexia on Dec 12, 2014, 05:07 AM
Santa Tom always takes care of his ladies. I'm sad I won't get to sit on Santas Lap this year. I bet he can tell you if I've been naughty or nice hehehehe
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Just Tom on Dec 13, 2014, 02:14 AM
Naughty or nice, does it really matter?  the Ladies are all so good at being naughty, but it feels so nice....

Christmas Spirit failing...the damn elves still on strike, FAA and Homeland Security requiring flight plans, rotten weather forecasting, MIA reindeer, over weigh reindeer that refuse to train, EPA requiring permits to obtain JATO jets....argggh...

more eggnog, that's the answer, yeah.....
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Phoenix on Dec 13, 2014, 09:14 PM
I found a sexy little vixen prancing around wearing only bells on the stage  :o  ;D
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Just Tom on Dec 14, 2014, 04:38 AM
Quote from: Phoenix on Dec 13, 2014, 09:14 PM
I found a sexy little vixen prancing around wearing only bells on the stage  :o  ;D

oh yeah? and just which of the lovely little vixen was that?

P.S. i just checked the stable, my Vixen is in her stall, eating her head off..... with Dancer off running around doing only God knows what, at least i could take her chastity harness off for a few days so she could train for week after next's flight... if i can get her head out of the feed trough, damn reindeer....
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Post by: Phoenix on Dec 14, 2014, 09:47 PM
Oh well then mabey it's Dancer I saw  ???  ;D
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Post by: lumberjack0306 on Dec 19, 2014, 10:42 PM
Don't know about the reindeer but I have seen several vixens dancing at the ranch
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Post by: Emma on Dec 20, 2014, 12:31 PM
Tom!!  Thank you so much again for my gift!  Very kind and thoughtful of you, we all appreciate it!  Was great seeing you tonight! xo Emma
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Post by: Phoenix on Dec 20, 2014, 07:23 PM
Tom you are just wonderful thank you so very much I luv your presents the gifts that keep on giving 💋💋
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Post by: Maya on Dec 24, 2014, 07:09 PM
Santa Tom....Thank You for all that you do. Ill make sure to hug you extra tight next time I see you :)
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Post by: caveman on Dec 24, 2014, 09:54 PM
Did Sana Tom have to bring Rodalph out of the malf Balls to guide his sleigh tonight? Did Dancer come back? I guess he is headed down the Milky way.
Title: Re: Loading the sleigh...
Post by: Just Tom on Dec 26, 2014, 12:21 AM
i used Fed Ex and some old helium balloons i had, tied to the lawn char/sleigh, to deliver goodies,  From what i understand a certain elf named Morgan went through ALL the presents under the tree before anyone else had a chance to look, but at least she put the ribbon back on all of them... 

Rudolf had a nose cold and stayed home this trip, which was just as well as i never got around to telling Homeland Security I would be using US airspace that evening, so i had to go 'stealth mode'
Dancer is still MIA, he was last seen trying to cross the border into TJ with false papers

Merry Christmas to all the staff and Ladies at the Mustang, thanks for a great Holiday season
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Post by: Stevie Ray on Dec 26, 2014, 02:42 PM
Thank you so much for being one of the kindest person I know just Tom!   :-*
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Post by: Charlotte on Feb 01, 2015, 02:34 PM
I know it's long overdue: Thanks so much Tom! You are such a sweetheart! <3