Oh no here he goes again. :) :) :) :)
Lets have a little fun with this. Like a Top Ten List.
Rule #1 - Never waste a hard on!
Rule #2 - No beating the customers unless they are in a lady's room. Hat Tip to Ayana
Rule #3 - A lady can't use the word "blow job" more that 50 times in a 15 minute conversation. Hat Tip to Angel
Rule #4 -
Rule #5 -
etc
Rule #4 - As a client, take the initiative in asking for a line up if there are other dudes present. The one who asks for the line up GETS FIRST PICK!
Rule #5 Bring snacks as gifts. We love food almost as much as sex.
Quote from: Little_Mel on Sep 09, 2015, 04:14 PM
Rule #5 Bring snacks as gifts. We love food almost as much as sex.
Little Mel this rule could be moved to # 1 because we know the Ladies all love gifts. ;)
Possibly rule # 1 should be: when it comes to orgasms, gentlemen should practice chivalry and remember that its always Ladies first!
Quote from: Orange County on Sep 04, 2015, 12:32 AM
Rule #4 - As a client, take the initiative in asking for a line up if there are other dudes present. The one who asks for the line up GETS FIRST PICK!
Corollary to Rule #4 - "You snooze, you lose!" An oldie (like me) but a goody.
Rule #6 If you don't see her, ask for her!
The ladies wander all through the house as we run 24hrs a day. Your favorite lady is only one overhead call away.
Rule #1 - Never waste a hard on! Hat Tip to Seattle Sun
Rule #2 - No beating the customers unless they are in a lady's room. Hat Tip to Ayana
Rule #3 - A lady can't use the word "blow job" more that 50 times in a 15 minute conversation. Hat Tip to Angel
Rule #4 - As a client, take the initiative.
Rule #5 - Bring snacks as gifts. We love food almost as much as sex. Hat Tip to Little Mel
Rule #6 - If you don't see her, ask for her! Hat Tip to Little Mel
Ok four more to go for a Top 10 List
Quote from: Abdfl59 on Sep 17, 2015, 10:23 PM
Possibly rule # 1 should be: when it comes to orgasms, gentlemen should practice chivalry and remember that its always Ladies first!
Sorry this one isn't going to make the list. ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
ladies- here's your chance to speak up, after all it's a party,aren't you supposed to have fun too?
Here's another: Cellphone and camera use aren't permitted in the lobby. Know this beforehand to avoid the awkwardness of being informed on site.
EDIT: I had to clarify that this rule definitely applies to the lobby. Elsewhere, it depends on the lady and situation.
when it comes to asking for the lady you dont see at the bar or on the line up section of the forum ask the BAR TENDER ;) (the parlor hostestess are not there during the daytime and have a scattered schedual during the night) or call the office :)
Rule 7 (or 8?): Never expect Phoenix to be wearing clothes
:o ;D ;D ha ha ha
Quote from: Orange County on Oct 06, 2015, 02:09 AM
Here's another: Cellphone and camera use aren't permitted in the lobby. Know this beforehand to avoid the awkwardness of being informed on site.
EDIT: I had to clarify that this rule definitely applies to the lobby. Elsewhere, it depends on the lady and situation.
Indoors= NO CELLPHONE
How about if you have to cancel an appointment please be courteous and call and cancel as the ladies makes special effort to make that time available for you, even sometimes changing her date to accommodate you guys! Courtesy goes both ways! 8)
Oh man that courtesy should go without saying
Sorry that happened to you
Especially since you shared you nipple secret with us. Lol
Quote from: Tennessee25 on Nov 02, 2015, 03:43 AM
Especially since you shared you nipple secret with us. Lol
Well it didn't end badly cause I don't trust easily so I left but it has happened a few times and just call and say your not coming.... It does hurt.. Much. And then we don't bite! 8)
You bite?
:-* very well put Sexy Stevie ;)
Quote from: Stevie Ray on Nov 02, 2015, 03:31 AM
How about if you have to cancel an appointment please be courteous and call and cancel as the ladies makes special effort to make that time available for you, even sometimes changing her date to accommodate you guys! Courtesy goes both ways! 8)
Quoting this so it can be seen again!
We are so very understanding that things come up and schedules have to be rearranged. We simply ask that you let us know when you know. The bonus to calling ASAP is being able easily reschedule.
Remember, you can schedule appointments in many different ways
Through our appointments page,
messaging the lady through the forum
calling the office at 775-343-1224
or, if you notice the lady you'd like to book is not on the board very often, feel free to message me!
I suggest calling the office especially if you are planning your visit with 48 hours.