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Title: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Little_Mel on Nov 07, 2015, 06:17 PM
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Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Little_Mel on Nov 07, 2015, 06:18 PM
The comedian is usually off Friday and Saturday but has no problems slipping into something sexy for an appointment. Just give us a call.
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Tennessee25 on Nov 07, 2015, 06:29 PM
Reverse inverted helicopter?   Sounds like she was in Cirque du Soleil.    Lol
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Little_Mel on Nov 12, 2015, 06:19 PM
Quote from: Tennessee25 on Nov 07, 2015, 06:29 PM
Reverse inverted helicopter?   Sounds like she was in Cirque du Soleil.    Lol


I will buy a drink for the first customer who books a reverse inverted helicopter with Riley. I'm dying to know what it would even look like  ;D
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Tennessee25 on Nov 12, 2015, 06:52 PM
Quote from: Little_Mel on Nov 12, 2015, 06:19 PM
Quote from: Tennessee25 on Nov 07, 2015, 06:29 PM
Reverse inverted helicopter?   Sounds like she was in Cirque du Soleil.    Lol


I will buy a drink for the first customer who books a reverse inverted helicopter with Riley. I'm dying to know what it would even look like  ;D

Through in a medical policy....lol
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Tennessee25 on Nov 12, 2015, 11:55 PM
Quote from: chuckar chaser on Nov 12, 2015, 11:30 PM
Wow Any lady doing that has lots of talent and strong legs. I just looked it up and still don't fully understand but there are a lot of things I don't understand.

Yes...... Picture a helicopter where you are the blades.....
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Tennessee25 on Nov 13, 2015, 02:32 AM
Lol.  I have a hard time walking and chewing gum
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Stevie Ray on Nov 16, 2015, 02:20 AM
Quote from: Tennessee25 on Nov 13, 2015, 02:32 AM
Lol.  I have a hard time walking and chewing gum


But your thinking too hard!  She does all the work! Get it? 😆😆😝😂😂
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Little_Mel on Nov 18, 2015, 06:28 PM
This is the closest thing I could find

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Reverse+Swedish+Helicopter
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Stevie Ray on Nov 19, 2015, 03:13 AM
Quote from: Little_Mel on Nov 18, 2015, 06:28 PM
This is the closest thing I could find

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Reverse+Swedish+Helicopter

Mel,

I'm tearing over here!  Thanks!
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Stevie Ray on Nov 20, 2015, 01:58 AM
Quote from: chuckar chaser on Nov 19, 2015, 04:27 AM
Stevie Ray are you ready to try and do this?




Sure! I'm always down for some good adult sexual cardio!  I'm down if you are! Hehe!  :P
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Tennessee25 on Nov 20, 2015, 02:03 AM
I can't speak for CC but at 6'0, 220 I'm more than cardio
I'm pure anabolic.....lol
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Tennessee25 on Nov 20, 2015, 02:07 AM
I meant anaerobic.  Oops
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Stevie Ray on Nov 21, 2015, 07:34 PM
Quote from: Tennessee25 on Nov 20, 2015, 02:03 AM
I can't speak for CC but at 6'0, 220 I'm more than cardio
I'm pure anabolic.....lol



Well I guess we're all confused on this one because I picture myself on top! Blading around like crazy!  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Stevie Ray on Nov 21, 2015, 07:38 PM
Quote from: chuckar chaser on Nov 20, 2015, 10:05 AM
I'm not sure on this one Stevie Ray. I have the coordination of a drunk opossum and i weigh to dang much. But if we could get off on laughter. I am sure it would be a multiple orgasmic party.


Well defiantly be laughing and sweating so I guess that would be my cardio parts and multiple orgasmic huh? Wheels are turning and I'm intrigued ! Tell me more....   💦💦💦💦
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Tennessee25 on Nov 21, 2015, 07:44 PM
Funny I have that same vision, only without the blading.....lol
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Stevie Ray on Nov 23, 2015, 10:17 PM
Quote from: Tennessee25 on Nov 21, 2015, 07:44 PM
Funny I have that same vision, only without the blading.....lol



I was thinking the same thing lol! 😉
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Gus on Nov 23, 2015, 10:38 PM
When I partied with Riley last week we did not attempt the reverse inverted helicopter, but we sure had  good time.  She gives excellent parties.
Title: Re: Riley's profile will brighten your day
Post by: Little_Mel on Nov 30, 2015, 03:26 PM
Quote from: Gus on Nov 23, 2015, 10:38 PM
When I partied with Riley last week we did not attempt the reverse inverted helicopter, but we sure had  good time.  She gives excellent parties.

you two were groping each other so much, I thought the party was going to start before you hit the negotiation room.