In a bar, this good looking, muscular man sees a very attractive woman. He approaches her
and begins using his very best lines on her. She replies "you're wasting your time". His response
is "are you sure? I'm good looking, in shape, and I'm intelligent and have a good sense of
humor". She continues "you're going to want to have sex with me, and that's not going to
happen... I'm a lesbian". He answers with disbelief "no... you're so beautiful and feminine and
sexy, you can't be a lesbian". She replies "well, I don't know what you call it, but when I think of
having sex, all I can think of is sucking tit and eating pussy". He lets out a blood-curdling
scream. The bartender rushes over and asks "are you OK? what's the problem?" He manages
to say "I just found out that I'm a lesbian"