I've posted all these jokes previously, but since they are all Irish ethnic humor (btw, I am 3/8 Irish), I thought I would post them all at one time, for your enjoyment (hopefully)
> What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? The wake has one less drunk
> What's the difference between the Blarney Stone and a 3-leaved clover? The Blarney Stone is
an actual rock, whereas the clover is a sham-rock
> An Irishman walks out of a bar... it could happen
> Why no Irish attorneys? Because no Irishman has ever passed a bar
> What do you call a diminutive Irishman with Hansen's Disease who swindled you? A leper-con
(FYI--Hansen's Disease is the modern name for the ancient disease Leprosy)