1st joke for 2025

[SuitcaseLXIX]

I intended to post this just before New Year's Eve, as it is perfect (IMHO) for the champagne toast to start the year... a bit of my personal history, my great aunt (my grandmother's sister) Helen drank champagne exclusively, and made this toast every time... here's to my great aunt Helen...

"I'm drinking champagne with my true friends,
and wishing true pain to my sham friends"