new joke March 3rd

[SuitcaseLXIX]

Two people, one from the Czech Republic and one from Hungary, go on a hunting trip, having
   told their friends they would be gone a week. A week passes, but they don't return. Another
   day, then another, a few more, and they haven't returned. Their friends are worried, and send out
   a search party. The searchers come to a clearing in the forest in which two grizzly bears, a male
   and a female, are sunning themselves and appear to be overfed. The searchers suspect the
   bears have eaten the hunters, so they kill them. They cut open the female, and out pops the
   body of the Hungarian, from which they conclude that the Czech is in the male...