JOKES

[firemanjmat]

What do Teamsters & Lesbians have in common?  "They both don't do dick"

What is better than 69?  "77 cause you get 8 more"

Now this one bare with me I heard it from my 8 year old nephew. Even I was thinking in the gutter.

What is 6 inches and has a head on it? "Money"

[Michael j.]

What do dildos and soybeans have in common?  They're both meat substitutes.   What do lesbians and mechanics have in common? They both use Snap-on tools.  And lastly:  What's the difference between lesbians and Wheat Thins?  One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker.   

[Lancelot Link]

Here's the 2nd most facepalm-inducing joke I know... (I'm saving my fave for a special occasion, LOL)

How does NASA organize a party?

*dramatic pause*

They... PLANET!

bwaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa

[Lancelot Link]

I just saw this one and thought I'd share....


What's the difference between "erotic" and "kinky"?

"Erotic" is using a feather... "kinky" is using the whole chicken.


I'd bet that most of you already knew that though, right?   

[Michael j.]

A masked man bursts into a sperm bank.  Pointing his gun at the female clerk he hands her a specimen bottle and says, "Swallow it! All of it! The woman complies and the man whips off his mask and says, "See, Honey, that wasn't so bad, was it!"