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another joke

Started by SuitcaseLXIX, Feb 03, 2024, 12:33 AM

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Since nobody seemed to object to my 1st joke, I'll add another original...

I began to massage her patella... I was feeling whore-knee

(I certainly hope no one is offended by my use of the word "whore"... I realize there are some who consider it to be insulting, but it wasn't meant that way, it just made for a pretty good (imho) pun)
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