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#1

Lineup / Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup th...

Last post by World Famous Mustang Ranch - Mar 20, 2026, 09:40 PM

Ayana   10A-9P
Barbie Dahl   9A-9P
Camila   9A-9P
Jean Grey   9A-9P
Natasha    9A-9P
Rachel Varga   9A-9P
Rosie   9A-9P
Skye Blossom   9A-9P
Sokyo   9A-9P
Yoshi   9A-9P

Harley   12P-12A
Nara   3P-3A
Olivia Lush   12P-12A
Vera Bliss   3P-3A

April   9P-9A
Ariel   9P-9A
Charlotte   9P-9A
Delilah   9P-9A
Eliza   9P-9A
Gigi   9P-9A
Holly   9P-9A
Kya   9P-9A
Sapphire   9P-9A
Sierra   6P-6A
Stella   9P-9A
Victoria   9P-9A
Wednesday   9P-9A

#2

Way Off Topic / Happy St. Paddy's Day... (joke...

Last post by SuitcaseLXIX - Mar 17, 2026, 01:56 AM

I've posted all these jokes previously, but since they are all Irish ethnic humor (btw, I am 3/8 Irish), I thought I would post them all at one time, for your enjoyment (hopefully)   

> What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? The wake has one less drunk

> What's the difference between the Blarney Stone and a 3-leaved clover? The Blarney Stone is
    an actual rock, whereas the clover is a sham-rock

> An Irishman walks out of a bar... it could happen

> Why no Irish attorneys? Because no Irishman has ever passed a bar

> What do you call a diminutive Irishman with Hansen's Disease who swindled you?  A leper-con
     (FYI--Hansen's Disease is the modern name for the ancient disease Leprosy)

#3

Lineup / Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup th...

Last post by World Famous Mustang Ranch - Mar 13, 2026, 05:55 PM

Ayana   10A-9P
Camila   9A-9P
Carli Venture   9A-9P
Caroline Peach   9A-9P
Ivory Nyx   9A-9P
Juno   9A-9P
Kitty Kawasaki   9A-9P
Kristina Marie   9A-9P
Layla   9A-9P
Mona   9A-9P
Skye Blossom   9A-9P
Sokyo   9A-9P

Harley   12P-12A
Lucy   2P-2A
Nara   3P-3A

Charlotte   9P-9A
Delilah   9P-9A
Gemma Elise   9P-9A
Holly   9P-9A
Kya   9P-9A
Lisette   9P-9A
Randi    9P-9A
Sapphire   9P-9A
Saylor   6P-6A
Sierra   6P-6A
Stella   9P-9A
Teressa Love   9P-9A
Victoria   9P-9A

#4

Lineup / Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup th...

Last post by World Famous Mustang Ranch - Mar 06, 2026, 01:32 AM

April   9A-9P
Blondie   9A-9P
Carli Venture   9A-9P
Ivory Nyx   9A-9P
Juno   9A-9P
Layla   9A-9P
Mona   9A-9P
Natasha    9A-9P
Skye Blossom   9A-9P
Sokyo   9A-9P
Veronica Vale   9A-9P
Zoey   9A-9P

Bailey Rose    5P-5A
Nara   3P-3A
Lucy   2P-2A

Gigi   9P-9A
Ginger   7P-7A
Jasmine Gomez   9P-9A
Kya   9P-9A
Sapphire   9P-9A
Saylor   6P-6A
Stella   9P-9A
Sierra   9P-9A
Randi    9P-9A

#5

Way Off Topic / new joke March 3rd

Last post by SuitcaseLXIX - Mar 03, 2026, 07:56 PM

Two people, one from the Czech Republic and one from Hungary, go on a hunting trip, having
   told their friends they would be gone a week. A week passes, but they don't return. Another
   day, then another, a few more, and they haven't returned. Their friends are worried, and send out
   a search party. The searchers come to a clearing in the forest in which two grizzly bears, a male
   and a female, are sunning themselves and appear to be overfed. The searchers suspect the
   bears have eaten the hunters, so they kill them. They cut open the female, and out pops the
   body of the Hungarian, from which they conclude that the Czech is in the male...

#6

Lineup / Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup th...

Last post by World Famous Mustang Ranch - Feb 27, 2026, 10:22 PM

Alyssa   9A-9P
Ava   9A-9P
April   9A-9P
Ayana   10A-10P
Blondie    9A-9P
Carli Venture   9A-9P
Ivory Nyx   9A-9P
Mona   9A-9P
Nola Blu   9A-9P
Natasha    9A-9P

Leah   12P-12A
Olivia Lush   2P-10P

Ariel   9P-9A
Delilah   9P-9A
Eliza   9P-9A
Gigi   9P-9A
Ginger   7P-7A
Saylor   6P-6A
Lila    9P-9P
Vera Bliss   7P-7A
Wednesday   9P-9A

#7

Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / Stranded at the Mustang : )

Last post by Gus - Feb 23, 2026, 08:52 PM

I spent last week at the Mustang.   My plan was to spend 4 days, but I came a day early to avoid a storm that closed Donner Pass to cars without chains. I hate to use chains, so I just stayed where I was, warm and safe and happy with my friends.
I want to thank Madam Tara, bartenders Alex, James, Jordon, Ryan, Roger, and Stevo; as well as the security crew and cleaning ladies. Chef Jeff and his merry band fed me royally.
Of course, I am especially grateful to the wonderful ladies: Ayana, Stormy, Kristina, Aspin, and Abby. Most of all I am grateful to the endlessly enchanting Alessandra. I cherish the memory of sharing the hot tub in the snow; and of playing, talking and cuddling in your room. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!     

#8

Lineup / Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup th...

Last post by World Famous Mustang Ranch - Feb 20, 2026, 08:55 PM

Allesandra   9A-9P
April   9A-9P
Ayana   10A-10P
Barbie Dahl   9A-9P
Camilla   9A-9P
Caroline Peach   9A-9P
Kristina Marie   9A-9P
Nola Blu   9A-9P
Rosie   9A-9P
Skye Blossom   9A-9P

Olivia Lush   2P-10P

Alora Sinclair   9P-9A
Bailey Rose    7P-7A
Belle   9P-9A
Lila    9P-9P
Swift   7P-7A
Teressa Love   9P-9A
Vera Bliss   7P-7A
Wednesday   9P-9A

#9

Way Off Topic / new joke February 17th

Last post by SuitcaseLXIX - Feb 18, 2026, 04:23 AM

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
No one would pay to have a garbanzo bean on their face...

#10

Lineup / Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup th...

Last post by World Famous Mustang Ranch - Feb 13, 2026, 02:51 PM

Alessandra   9A-9P
Aspen   9A-9P
Ayana   10A-10P
Camilla   9A-9P
Carli Venture   9A-9P
Caroline Peach   9A-9P
Gemma Elise   9A/9P
Kitty Kawasaki   9A-9P
Layla   9A-9P
Natasha    9A-9P
Nola Blu   9A-9P
Rachel Varga   9A-7P
Stormy May   9A-9P

Abby Nicole   3P-3A
Harley   12P-12A
Lucy   2P-2A

AnaLay   9P-9A
Bailey Rose    7P-7A
Ivory Nyx   9P-9A
Lila    9P-9P
Marley   9P-9A
Randi    9P-9A
Swift   7P-7A
Teressa Love   9P-9A
Sokyo   9P-9A
Victoria   9P-9A
Wednesday   9P-9P