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#71

Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / Stranded at the Mustang : )

Last post by Gus - Feb 23, 2026, 08:52 PM

I spent last week at the Mustang.   My plan was to spend 4 days, but I came a day early to avoid a storm that closed Donner Pass to cars without chains. I hate to use chains, so I just stayed where I was, warm and safe and happy with my friends.
I want to thank Madam Tara, bartenders Alex, James, Jordon, Ryan, Roger, and Stevo; as well as the security crew and cleaning ladies. Chef Jeff and his merry band fed me royally.
Of course, I am especially grateful to the wonderful ladies: Ayana, Stormy, Kristina, Aspin, and Abby. Most of all I am grateful to the endlessly enchanting Alessandra. I cherish the memory of sharing the hot tub in the snow; and of playing, talking and cuddling in your room. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!     

#72

Lineup / Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup th...

Last post by World Famous Mustang Ranch - Feb 20, 2026, 08:55 PM

Allesandra   9A-9P
April   9A-9P
Ayana   10A-10P
Barbie Dahl   9A-9P
Camilla   9A-9P
Caroline Peach   9A-9P
Kristina Marie   9A-9P
Nola Blu   9A-9P
Rosie   9A-9P
Skye Blossom   9A-9P

Olivia Lush   2P-10P

Alora Sinclair   9P-9A
Bailey Rose    7P-7A
Belle   9P-9A
Lila    9P-9P
Swift   7P-7A
Teressa Love   9P-9A
Vera Bliss   7P-7A
Wednesday   9P-9A

#73

Way Off Topic / new joke February 17th

Last post by SuitcaseLXIX - Feb 18, 2026, 04:23 AM

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
No one would pay to have a garbanzo bean on their face...

#74

Lineup / Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup th...

Last post by World Famous Mustang Ranch - Feb 13, 2026, 02:51 PM

Alessandra   9A-9P
Aspen   9A-9P
Ayana   10A-10P
Camilla   9A-9P
Carli Venture   9A-9P
Caroline Peach   9A-9P
Gemma Elise   9A/9P
Kitty Kawasaki   9A-9P
Layla   9A-9P
Natasha    9A-9P
Nola Blu   9A-9P
Rachel Varga   9A-7P
Stormy May   9A-9P

Abby Nicole   3P-3A
Harley   12P-12A
Lucy   2P-2A

AnaLay   9P-9A
Bailey Rose    7P-7A
Ivory Nyx   9P-9A
Lila    9P-9P
Marley   9P-9A
Randi    9P-9A
Swift   7P-7A
Teressa Love   9P-9A
Sokyo   9P-9A
Victoria   9P-9A
Wednesday   9P-9P

#75

Fun "Board" Games / Re: 3 word story game

Last post by whackymole - Feb 08, 2026, 06:44 AM

we start with...

#76

Way Off Topic / new joke February 7th

Last post by SuitcaseLXIX - Feb 07, 2026, 11:40 PM

another original...

Guy goes into a bar and sees a woman who's attractive to him, so he decides to amble over to her and work his magic. He notices she's chewing a piece of bubble gum, and as he's approaching her she does what bubble gum chewers do... he asks he "what's up with that", pointing at the sphere in front of her face. She replies "I just really love blowing bubbles". He says "by the way, let me introduce myself... my name is Bubbles"

#77

Way Off Topic / new joke February 7th

Last post by SuitcaseLXIX - Feb 07, 2026, 11:36 PM

another original...

Guy goes into a bar and sees a woman who's attractive to him, so he decides to amble over to her and work his magic. He notices she's chewing a piece of bubble gum, and as he's approaching her she does what bubble gum chewers do... he asks he "what's up with that", pointing at the sphere in front of her face. She replies "I just really love blowing bubbles". He says "by the way, let me introduce myself... my name is Bubbles"

#78

Lineup / Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup th...

Last post by World Famous Mustang Ranch - Feb 06, 2026, 02:40 AM

Ava   9A-9P
Aspen   9A/9P
Carli Venture   9A-9P
Gemma Elise   9A-9P
Holly   9A-9P
Isabella    9A/9P
Layla   9A/9P
Natasha    9A/9P
Nola Blu   9A-9P
Randi    9A-9P
Rosie   9A-9P
Stormy May   9A-9P
Leah   12P-12A
Lucy   2P-2A
Bambi   9P-9A
Gigi   9P-9A
Ginger   9P-9A
Iris   9P-9A
Ivory Nyx   9P-9A
Kya   9P/9A
Mona   9P-9A
Sapphire   9P-9A
Victoria   9P-9A
Wednesday   9P/9P
Zoey   9P/9A

#79

Fun "Board" Games / Re: 3 word story game

Last post by NavySteve - Feb 02, 2026, 10:05 AM

How about this.

#80

Fun "Board" Games / Re: 3 word story game

Last post by DM2 - Feb 01, 2026, 08:29 PM

It's been four years... let's star a new.

My ranch favorite