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Started by SuitcaseLXIX, Dec 11, 2024, 07:42 PM

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SuitcaseLXIX

Warning!! To get the full impact of this joke, you must know what Hansen's Disease is...
That having been said, here goes...

What do you call a diminutive Irishman with Hansen's Disease who just swindled you?
Obviously, a leper-con...
After all was said and done, a lot more got said than done

Of everything I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most

I am disciple of ancient Chinese philosopher Confused-us

Those who don't have patience soon become patients