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Started by SuitcaseLXIX, Sep 05, 2025, 03:42 PM

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SuitcaseLXIX

Sep 05, 2025, 03:42 PM
In a bar, I met a woman who, in the course of conversation, in an obvious attempt to impress me, said with an air "I have an Audi"...

I replied, "Really? Well, mine is an innie"
After all was said and done, a lot more got said than done

Of everything I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most

I am disciple of ancient Chinese philosopher Confused-us

Those who don't have patience soon become patients
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