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new joke February 7th

Started by SuitcaseLXIX, Feb 07, 2026, 11:40 PM

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SuitcaseLXIX

another original...

Guy goes into a bar and sees a woman who's attractive to him, so he decides to amble over to her and work his magic. He notices she's chewing a piece of bubble gum, and as he's approaching her she does what bubble gum chewers do... he asks he "what's up with that", pointing at the sphere in front of her face. She replies "I just really love blowing bubbles". He says "by the way, let me introduce myself... my name is Bubbles"
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