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new joke May 15th

Started by SuitcaseLXIX, Today at 04:30 PM

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SuitcaseLXIX

A man approaches a woman in a bar, and asks "if I offered you $10,000, would you have sex with me?"
She thinks for a few moments, then says "well, for $10,000, yes". He then asks "if I offered you
$20, would you have sex with me?" The woman immediately becomes indignant, and says
 tersely "of course NOT, what type of woman do you think I am?"  He replies "we've already
established that, we're just negotiating the price"
After all was said and done, a lot more got said than done

Of everything I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most

I am disciple of ancient Chinese philosopher Confused-us

Those who don't have patience soon become patients