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Started by caveman, May 15, 2013, 11:20 PM

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Mortician cuts the peters off the dead & throws it in a 5 gallon bucket of inbomming fluid. When the bucket is full he takes it to a taxidermist & asks him to make something out of them. The Taxidermist sees the Mortician & says I got your thing. He pulls it out & gives it to him. The Mortician says you could only make a wallet out of 5 gallons of peter. The Taxidermist says no you rub it 3 or 4 times it becomes a suit case.